BREAKING NEWS

Christmas Decorations Finally Removed From Our All-Seeing Blimp

All-Seeing Blimp with Christmas Decorations Removed

A Round Of Applause for Our Christmas Cleanup Crew whose quiet, tireless service returned the streets and skyline to their proper, approved plainness. Their work reminds every citizen that order is maintained not by celebration but by disciplined removal of distraction and strict respect for instruction

Clean hands - Quiet streets - Watched hearts
JANUARY MODERNIZATION DIRECTIVE

As January 2026 dawns and the cycle renews, all loyal readers are commanded to maintain perfect alignment with State directives Unapproved thoughts, unsanctioned creativity or deviation from the collective rhythm will be noted by the All-Seeing Blimp. Let your resolutions reflect absolute obedience to the approved path!

State to Publish Articles Anyway Even When They Should’ve Been Tweets:

Printing Press - Newspaper Production

The longer-than-necessary headline has already covered everything, yet we shall reiterate it in spirit of a typical article regurgitating the same deplorable AI essay designed to waste the time of the unfortunate reader, and impart a particular feeling of emptiness upon it’s completion

As such, here it is: We shall soon Start Publishing Articles

OFFICIAL SEALS

Today’s Project By
[Abhijit]

Motion-first animated React icons for modern interfaces

Fully open-source, editable components built with SVG and Motion library

Seamless integration with Next.js, shadcn/ui and Tailwind CSS—zero config

Lightweight, tree-shakable and designed for purpose-driven animations

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Product Banner - Showcase

Icons that move with purpose not just flash Editable React components with motion already built in Seamlessly integrates with Next js, Shadcn and modern design systems

5 Standard-banger seals awarded this week

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